With all the curves and ups and down of an ear, it would make for a great skatepark

Since flowers are the plants' genitals, every photo of a flower is technically plant porn.

It is known that drinking coffee prevents one from sleeping, but sleeping prevents one from drinking coffee a lot more effectively

Traditions are Peer Pressure from Dead People

High metabolism is wasted in our youth when we’re too broke to overeat.

when you think with your dick, you’re thinking harder, not smarter.

Your eraser dies slowly because of your mistakes.

Trying to carry your groceries in one trip is probably the most effortful form of laziness.

Japanese porn video editors have the privilege to watch uncensored Japanese porn

When a person misses an appointment they become a disappointment.

If your brother is a lawyer then he’s not just your brother but also your brother in law.

People would've genuinely disliked or downright hated Harry Potter and his two friends if they were in the same school.

Conspiracy theorists want you to be sceptical and to challenge everything....except them.

Hanging around with a group of women as a man can either be seen as very gay or very straight depending on what you're doing with them

Given how poorly things have gone for indigenous people discovered by outsiders, we may want to rethink our plans to broadcast earth’s location into space

when we're born, our sex, race, nationality, and beliefs are chosen, and we spend the rest of our lives defending things that we didn't choose

Having no boobs as a girl is still better than having boobs as a guy.

The Powerpuff Girls got their powers accidentally, but no one ever questions why Professor Utonium was creating three children in his basement in the first place.

If you we’re born 1999, you might experience 3 centuries.

A lot of us have tried to trick the mirror at least once, but we're never mentally prepared if we actually succeed.

The vast majority of the sky is actually below our feet.