Daniel Radcliffe is the British version of Elijah Wood.

The Library is one of the last public places where you can go and are not expected to spend any money whatsoever.

The period between the end of your work shift and the weekend is more satisfying than the weekend itself.

Maturing is realizing that your parents loved you the only way they knew how, that they grew up not knowing how to heal from their own trauma.

There may be plenty of fish in the sea, but some of them are extremely poisonous.

Your childhood ends the day you realise that sleep is a reward and not a punishment.

The brake pedal is also technically an accelerator.

Moving must be really hard if you have no friends or reliable family.

If your roommate has a Dog, you get all the benefits of a dog without the responsibility.

Conspiracy theorists don't actually want us to believe all the stuff they're shouting at us about because if we did they wouldn't feel special and exceptional anymore.

Instead of telling you it is raining outside, a true Smart refrigerator would tell you all the different meals you could make with the food you have

Just remember, If Amber heard lawyers Graduated and Became lawyers, you can do anything. Don’t stop believing in yourself.

Asking a tall person to pick something off the shelf is expected, but asking a short person to pick something off the floor is an insult.

The porn industry is the only industry where it is entire acceptable, and sometimes encouraged, to have sex with your boss

If shapeshiftes existed in our world then there would probably be a high demand for them in the porn industry

Sunny D tastes like someone made a bet that they could make orange juice without oranges

Not having your childhood cringe moments immortalized on the internet is one of the biggest blessings as you get older.

Historically, bad people are more famous than the good people.

All Scooby-Doo monsters were people in disguises, yet they were attracted to female monster disguises made by Shaggy and Scooby.

The 3 Musketeers used swords, not muskets.

Murder is generally good for the environment