You are made of a skeleton that is filled with organs, then stuffed in another bag full of organs. What is the bag you ask? Also an organ

One day they’re going to join all these streaming services together for one fixed price and essentially release cable again

Parenting is a job that most people don't have the skills to do it yet they try to do it anyway

When half a society is brainwashed, both halves will be convinced the other half is brainwashed.

Every person to ever live was the fastest in the one race where it counted

No matter how happy you are with life, a really bad stomachache is enough to make you wish for death.

Most people think of water as a liquid but it's most common form in the universe is probably ice.

Public swimming pools touch the buttholes of everyone who don’t wipe/wash properly. We’re swimming in butthole soup.

exhaustion and stress are seen as symbols of hard work when they are actually warning signs from the body

People underestimate how bad 1 HP of damage would hurt in real life.

If a student fails, it’s the student’s fault. If the class fails, it’s the teachers fault. If a person is in poverty, it’s considered their fault. But if the majority of the city is impoverished, it’s still considered the individuals fault and not the mayor’s.

Anyone who has seen your butthole on more than three separate occasions is not a stranger.

If a group of humans ever gets to colonize another planet, the knowledge that they came from earth will probably get lost after a couple of generations and there will be people doubting that the planet earth even exists because they’ve been on that new planet their entire lives.

If an erection is referred to as wood, then you could logically refer to foreskin as bark

Money is a magnet for more money. Getting from $0 to $1M is impossible. Getting from $1M to $10M is inevitable.

No one is ever the right amount of whelmed.

If you use hours instead of dollars It changes the perspective.

Every living moment, every astronomical coincidence, every exploding star since the big bang, led directly to the creation of furry porn. Like it or not, it has been destined since the beginning.

The more depressed you get, the less you want help.

When someone seems mad, you assume it’s your fault, but when someone’s happy, you don’t think it has anything to do with you.

Bikinis no matter how skimpy will always be more acceptable than walking around in bra and panties.