Being wanted is so much better than being needed

A comb has teeth to brush your hair and a toothbrush has hair to brush your teeth

The generation that complains about these kids always on their phones is the generation that created these kids and their phones

The objective of golf is to play less golf

You cannot use drugs in olympics but you can use make up & surgery to win miss world and beauty contests.

Humans spend billions on movies about saving the world but no one spends billions in real life saving the world.

2 persons born in 2000 and 2002 can have closer birthdays than 2 persons born in 2000 and 2001

If you had a dollar for every woman that found you unattractive, you'd soon be attractive.

The difference between a million dollars and a billion is kind of like blowing up the moon or blowing up the Sun. The common person has no chance at ever achieving either so they seem kind of the same but when you really look into it they are very very different.

It feels like human civilization is a race that didn't do the tutorial and skipped the cutscenes. As if someone was being told what to do and the meaning of life thousands of years ago and just kept pressing 'x'.

It’s socially accepted to carry around a bag of shit as long as you have a dog with you.

The biggest problem with conspiracy theories is that some are true

There are more movies about animals in Africa than there are about people in Africa.

If you're finding that the ads you see are never relevent to your interests, you're probably doing something right.

anything is a UFO if you are bad at identifying stuff

You probably met someone who killed someone.

The average penis size is probably much smaller than we know due to men being dishonest about their size

Kind of nuts how society has collectively agreed that it's just okay for 16 year olds to operate automobiles. People are fucking morons at 16. All of us were.

Randomly hearing your favorite song on the radio is more pleasing than putting it on manually

If digital pictures are a combination of 1 and 0, all possible photos already exist, even they haven’t been taken yet, and we need to find the right code to see them.

You are made of a skeleton that is filled with organs, then stuffed in another bag full of organs. What is the bag you ask? Also an organ