Timezones are going to be very odd once we start to make colonies in other planets
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Figuring out what you're going to have for dinner every day for the rest of your life is overwhelming
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A book is one of the last ad-free entertainment object.
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If you have sex with someone, and they become a porn star later, you've given them on-the-job training.
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Being wanted is so much better than being needed
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A comb has teeth to brush your hair and a toothbrush has hair to brush your teeth
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The generation that complains about these kids always on their phones is the generation that created these kids and their phones
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The objective of golf is to play less golf
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You cannot use drugs in olympics but you can use make up & surgery to win miss world and beauty contests.
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Humans spend billions on movies about saving the world but no one spends billions in real life saving the world.
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2 persons born in 2000 and 2002 can have closer birthdays than 2 persons born in 2000 and 2001
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If you had a dollar for every woman that found you unattractive, you'd soon be attractive.
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The difference between a million dollars and a billion is kind of like blowing up the moon or blowing up the Sun. The common person has no chance at ever achieving either so they seem kind of the same but when you really look into it they are very very different.
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It feels like human civilization is a race that didn't do the tutorial and skipped the cutscenes. As if someone was being told what to do and the meaning of life thousands of years ago and just kept pressing 'x'.
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Itβs socially accepted to carry around a bag of shit as long as you have a dog with you.
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The biggest problem with conspiracy theories is that some are true
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There are more movies about animals in Africa than there are about people in Africa.
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If you're finding that the ads you see are never relevent to your interests, you're probably doing something right.
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anything is a UFO if you are bad at identifying stuff
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You probably met someone who killed someone.
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The average penis size is probably much smaller than we know due to men being dishonest about their size
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