'Fantastic Breasts and where to find them' is the porn parody to make.

Ejaculating in space could thrust a person backwards at 9 centimeters per second. If the penis has balanitis it could be classified as a red rocket.

There's an alternate timeline out there where Blockbuster adapted to the changing landscape of media and everynight millions of people log into their streaming app to Blockbust and Chill.

People draw dicks everywhere because vaginas are too hard to draw

Since everybody denies their weird fantasies, everybody thinks they are weird for having them

In a dildo factory telling someone to go fuck themselves is a request for quality control.

Whether 4am counts as morning or night depends on if you've stayed up that late or woke up that early.

Luffy can use his own foreskin as a condom.

People often confuse mass opinion with scientific fact.

The beach is only place where you can bury a child without getting too suspicious

Your tongue is the only organ in your body that can be outside of your body whenever it wants.

Men see much more urine in their lives than women

When you're a man everyone is cautious of you until you prove you're not a psycho. When you're a woman everyone is friendly to you until you prove you are a psycho

A shart is a fart with pulp

Minimalist design has ruined so many once cool as hell looking company logos.

Judging sex workers for what they do is frowned upon, judging those who pay sex workers for their services however is okay for some reason.

Too many birthdays will kill you

There are approximately 4 people on Earth who are the same age as you to the second… but not all of them have the same birthday as you.

women covering their private parts with something like whipped cream is seen as sexy, however if a man does the same its weird as hell

A lot of people who wake up from comas are probably terrified of having to go to sleep just a few hours afterwards in fear of slipping back in.

Ancient peoples would lose their minds if they found out we salted our streets every winter.