in zero-G, pizza can be double sided and the toppings wouldn't fall off

It's basically cannon that Goku's only skills are fighting, eating and f#cki*g he is awful at everything else.

Being an old school romantic in a hookup culture is a different kind of hell.

Non-alcoholic beer is the only drink that makes you look more like an alcoholic when you drink it then drinking a real beer

It's not fair that only roosters are allowed to start the day screaming

Farting away a really sore stomach is the most satisfying feeling ever.

'Fantastic Breasts and where to find them' is the porn parody to make.

Ejaculating in space could thrust a person backwards at 9 centimeters per second. If the penis has balanitis it could be classified as a red rocket.

There's an alternate timeline out there where Blockbuster adapted to the changing landscape of media and everynight millions of people log into their streaming app to Blockbust and Chill.

People draw dicks everywhere because vaginas are too hard to draw

Since everybody denies their weird fantasies, everybody thinks they are weird for having them

In a dildo factory telling someone to go fuck themselves is a request for quality control.

Whether 4am counts as morning or night depends on if you've stayed up that late or woke up that early.

Luffy can use his own foreskin as a condom.

People often confuse mass opinion with scientific fact.

The beach is only place where you can bury a child without getting too suspicious

Your tongue is the only organ in your body that can be outside of your body whenever it wants.

Men see much more urine in their lives than women

When you're a man everyone is cautious of you until you prove you're not a psycho. When you're a woman everyone is friendly to you until you prove you are a psycho

A shart is a fart with pulp

Minimalist design has ruined so many once cool as hell looking company logos.