Humans jump into water for fun while dolphins and whales jump into air for fun

The fact that our fingernails are naturally color coded to shows us exactly how far we can trim them down without injuring ourselves doesn’t get enough credit.

One year on Earth is 7.9 billion years worth of human experience

Learning to drive is stressful.. you get put in a 2 ton deathmachine and if you don't make it go fast enough the people behind you will start yelling

Alcohol is the only drug where, if you don’t do it, people assume you have a problem.

If you're handsome and quiet, it's mysterious. If you're ugly and quiet, it's weird.

A British King has never seen a newspaper in color.

Having a civilization on Mars and earth would start a cross-planet phone bill.

The earth is actually 100% land and 71% water because there is indeed land under the water.

It’s probable that someone has managed to fart into another person’s butthole over the course of history.

If you stare at the sun long enough, you get a dog.

The little dash between the Birth date and the Death date on your grave represents your entire life.

So many people cry on Valentine's Day like It's the only day no one loves them.

We could've made as many single digit numbers as we wanted to have, but settled on just 9

In exactly 200 years, the date will be 2-2-2222.

One day people will stop associating their grandparents and great grandparents with black and white movies and photography

A drug test may be the only test you can fail by studying what's on the test.

It was common knowledge that disposable plastic could last forever but an entire generation decided that was the futures problem.

NFTs sound like something Ed, Edd n Eddy would sell to buy Jawbreakers.

Most people find it okay to eat the same breakfast for a week. However, everyone finds it insane if you eat the same dinner for a week.

It is crazy how an organ just pumping blood somehow in our perspective changed its appearance and became a symbol of love.