Companies hold new logo creation contests so they don't have to pay graphic designers.

Saying you'd like to fuck a MILF is a highly redundant statement.

The Atoms that comprise our bodies, and surroundings are as old as the universe itself. We may be young in spirit, but the matter that makes us is ancient.

In the same way that people fought against dictatorships, monarchies, and other oppressions, they will have to fight against corporations.

One day sex toys are gonna be so fucking good that people will prefer them over the real thing.

Anything that detaches from the human body instantly becomes gross.

If you are utterly embarrassed by yourself when you were younger you are definitely growing as a person

In just 2-3 decades we went from working hard to find reliable information, to instant information at our finger tips, to working hard to find reliable information again.

Eyeballs and Testicles are pretty close to the same volume, and could theoretically fit in each other’s locations.

Most of us masturbate to a circuit processing 0s and 1s

Eating your whole plate of food never actually helped any children in poor countries.

If a bread factory burns down at one point during the process it can be considered a toast factory

Vegans could technically eat human meat because a person can verbally consent.

You can masturbate to climax but you cannot tickle yourself to laugh

The more you know, the less you speak.

Espionage/heist movies never show the bloody elbows and kneecaps people would get from crawling through air ducts, which are usually held together by unshielded screws through the sheet metal.

If humans could fly, they'd consider it exercise and still probably never do it.

There's a certain poetic beauty to not being able to really capture a sunset on your phone. You just have to be there

We’re moving away from an ownership society, to a rent-forever society.

A broken clock is correct more times a day than one who's off by one minute

If you die in a carcrash and the radio is still playing. That's basically your life's outro song.