When a flower doesn’t bloom you fix the environment in which it grows, not the flower.

Some poor soul holds the record for most consecutive red lights stopped at and probably doesn’t know it.

If your fridge is full of beer you look like an alcoholic, but an alcoholic wouldn't have any in their fridge.

Money can only buy happiness if you've actually been poor.

Companies hold new logo creation contests so they don't have to pay graphic designers.

Saying you'd like to fuck a MILF is a highly redundant statement.

The Atoms that comprise our bodies, and surroundings are as old as the universe itself. We may be young in spirit, but the matter that makes us is ancient.

In the same way that people fought against dictatorships, monarchies, and other oppressions, they will have to fight against corporations.

One day sex toys are gonna be so fucking good that people will prefer them over the real thing.

Anything that detaches from the human body instantly becomes gross.

If you are utterly embarrassed by yourself when you were younger you are definitely growing as a person

In just 2-3 decades we went from working hard to find reliable information, to instant information at our finger tips, to working hard to find reliable information again.

Eyeballs and Testicles are pretty close to the same volume, and could theoretically fit in each other’s locations.

Most of us masturbate to a circuit processing 0s and 1s

Eating your whole plate of food never actually helped any children in poor countries.

If a bread factory burns down at one point during the process it can be considered a toast factory

Vegans could technically eat human meat because a person can verbally consent.

You can masturbate to climax but you cannot tickle yourself to laugh

The more you know, the less you speak.

Espionage/heist movies never show the bloody elbows and kneecaps people would get from crawling through air ducts, which are usually held together by unshielded screws through the sheet metal.

If humans could fly, they'd consider it exercise and still probably never do it.