Every year wall-e becomes more and more realistic.

Trees are the earth's lungs and even look like the bronchus/bronchiole/trachea inside our lungs.

If you attempt to rob a bank, you will have no trouble with food, rent, or bills for the next 10 years regardless of your success.

Dick jokes are considered 'adult jokes' but when adults make dick jokes they're dismissed as childish and immature

Blood bending from avatar the last airbender could cure erectile disfunction

A 36-year-old has spent 18 years as an adult, so they are an adult adult.

Michael Jackson turning white would have created a massive storm if it had happened nowadays

When a flower doesn’t bloom you fix the environment in which it grows, not the flower.

Some poor soul holds the record for most consecutive red lights stopped at and probably doesn’t know it.

If your fridge is full of beer you look like an alcoholic, but an alcoholic wouldn't have any in their fridge.

Money can only buy happiness if you've actually been poor.

Companies hold new logo creation contests so they don't have to pay graphic designers.

Saying you'd like to fuck a MILF is a highly redundant statement.

The Atoms that comprise our bodies, and surroundings are as old as the universe itself. We may be young in spirit, but the matter that makes us is ancient.

In the same way that people fought against dictatorships, monarchies, and other oppressions, they will have to fight against corporations.

One day sex toys are gonna be so fucking good that people will prefer them over the real thing.

Anything that detaches from the human body instantly becomes gross.

If you are utterly embarrassed by yourself when you were younger you are definitely growing as a person

In just 2-3 decades we went from working hard to find reliable information, to instant information at our finger tips, to working hard to find reliable information again.

Eyeballs and Testicles are pretty close to the same volume, and could theoretically fit in each other’s locations.

Most of us masturbate to a circuit processing 0s and 1s