Someone out there vividly remembers something you said, which you have completely forgotten.

People think skeletons are weird but imagine something made of pure tendons coming towards you

Not caring what other people think about you and minding your own business is a real life superpower.

If there are an infinite number of universes, there is a universe that is exactly the same as ours except a single blade of grass on your lawn is an inch shorter

Turning lemons into lemonade only works if life gives you sugar too.

Maybe the reason we haven't had any visitors from the future is because we have no future...

Very few people are deep thinkers, most just regurgitate the opinions they have heard or read

A lot of people wonder why charcuterie boards became so popular in the last decade but all those parents were sending their kids to school with lunchables for a decade straight.

Money doesn't grow on trees but food does yet we still have world hunger

You can tell how bad inflation has been over the years by how much money people steal in heist movies of their times.

Even if the entirety of humanity was wiped out all at once, social media sites would still be active because of all the bots posting and replying to each other.

If everyone had access to basic living standards we could focus on existential problems.

Ironically, the signs that your partner needs sex (moody, snaps at you, grouchy) are also turns offs for a lot of people.

people who are depressed because of their financial struggles can’t get therapy to help because of how expensive it is

The longer you don’t pee, the longer you pee.

If you can't remember what happened before you were born, there's no reason to worry about what happens when you die.

The moment we will have a civilization on mars companies are going to sell oxygen and make it as expensive as insulin

More than a six pack of beer in the fridge starts to look like a drinking problem, but a whole wine cellar is considered very classy

Someone at Spotify seriously came to the conclusion that a slightly lopsided logo was better than a straight logo.

Every year wall-e becomes more and more realistic.

Trees are the earth's lungs and even look like the bronchus/bronchiole/trachea inside our lungs.