It's very convenient that every planet in Star Wars has the same force of gravity.

'What the fuck' is shorter than 'wtf', syllably speaking.

telling someone to enjoy their day sounds polite but telling someone to enjoy their next 24 hours sounds slightly threatening

Driving a car (sober) and not remembering how you got to your end destination is wild…

The only reason lottery winners make poor financial decisions is because only people who make poor financial decisions enter the lottery.

A bottomless pit is one of the safest pits to fall into

A lot of things in hentai would just kill you very painfully.

Someone out there vividly remembers something you said, which you have completely forgotten.

People think skeletons are weird but imagine something made of pure tendons coming towards you

Not caring what other people think about you and minding your own business is a real life superpower.

If there are an infinite number of universes, there is a universe that is exactly the same as ours except a single blade of grass on your lawn is an inch shorter

Turning lemons into lemonade only works if life gives you sugar too.

Maybe the reason we haven't had any visitors from the future is because we have no future...

Very few people are deep thinkers, most just regurgitate the opinions they have heard or read

A lot of people wonder why charcuterie boards became so popular in the last decade but all those parents were sending their kids to school with lunchables for a decade straight.

Money doesn't grow on trees but food does yet we still have world hunger

You can tell how bad inflation has been over the years by how much money people steal in heist movies of their times.

Even if the entirety of humanity was wiped out all at once, social media sites would still be active because of all the bots posting and replying to each other.

If everyone had access to basic living standards we could focus on existential problems.

Ironically, the signs that your partner needs sex (moody, snaps at you, grouchy) are also turns offs for a lot of people.

people who are depressed because of their financial struggles can’t get therapy to help because of how expensive it is