Technically any animal can be considered a pet if you’re brave enough

Too many people confuse sex with love

Eye drops are technically Blinker fluid.

There is no better judgment of character than how a person behaves when assembling pre-fab composite wood furniture.

Left handed people are less likely to get away with murder if they use a knife.

Someone somewhere is reading your post while pooping

Green Goblin made a super-soldier serum from scratch but no one cares.

People who use glory holes are very trusting of strangers

Every single person on Earth is here involuntarily.

The association of wisdom with being old, gave a lot of old people respect they don't deserve.

It is unfortunate that 18 year old you has to decide the career path for future you.

It's very convenient that every planet in Star Wars has the same force of gravity.

'What the fuck' is shorter than 'wtf', syllably speaking.

telling someone to enjoy their day sounds polite but telling someone to enjoy their next 24 hours sounds slightly threatening

Driving a car (sober) and not remembering how you got to your end destination is wild…

The only reason lottery winners make poor financial decisions is because only people who make poor financial decisions enter the lottery.

A bottomless pit is one of the safest pits to fall into

A lot of things in hentai would just kill you very painfully.

Someone out there vividly remembers something you said, which you have completely forgotten.

People think skeletons are weird but imagine something made of pure tendons coming towards you

Not caring what other people think about you and minding your own business is a real life superpower.