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So a single hair is singular. A few hairs is plural. But a lot of hair is singular again.
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Rap music almost never has cover songs of other rap songs
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You can't stand backward on stairs
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There’s a huge possibility that you exist in some random person’s photo reel
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Eating fast is a trait common with people who grew up in abusive households
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Someone out there has the record of the longest continuous pee without knowing it
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Anal sex may have been a lot more common before the invention of quality condoms and other contraceptives.
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You don’t realize you’ve fallen asleep until you wake up again
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Unicycles are all wheel drive.
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Short people will often ask a taller person to help get something from a high shelf but taller people always have to get their own low down stuff.
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A woman's place is in the kitchen. A man's place is in the kitchen. Everyone's place is in the kitchen. That's where the food is.
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Technically any animal can be considered a pet if you’re brave enough
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Too many people confuse sex with love
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Eye drops are technically Blinker fluid.
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There is no better judgment of character than how a person behaves when assembling pre-fab composite wood furniture.
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Left handed people are less likely to get away with murder if they use a knife.
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Someone somewhere is reading your post while pooping
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Green Goblin made a super-soldier serum from scratch but no one cares.
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People who use glory holes are very trusting of strangers
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Every single person on Earth is here involuntarily.
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The association of wisdom with being old, gave a lot of old people respect they don't deserve.
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