We spent years trying to rid the world of vertically filmed video only for TikTok to come along and destroy any bit of progress that was made.

It’s pretty ironic that ants exist on every continent except Antarctica.

The new norm is everyone is damaged

If you're wearing noise-cancelling headphones and someone has to wave at you to get your attention, you have gone from being voice-activated to being motion-activated.

Freedom is going to bed without an alarm

Someday, aggressively running your hand through someone's butt crack, then saying MasterCard, will make no sense because of chip and tap technology.

For most people. You are one pay check away from being homeless

Spiders are nature's 3d printers.

They generally get a bad rap but sometimes in life ‘material objects’ are all you have and can really help you through.

Life expectancy in The Matrix is likely higher than IRL, as the machines have a vested interest in keeping you alive as long as possible to harvest energy.

If you had 200billion cookies and still wanted more, you'd be seen as greedy: but not greedy if it was dollars instead of cookies

When someone dies on a heart monitor the beep stays on. Meaning the beep isn't the beat, the gap is.

The pilot who dropped the atomic bomb on Japan probably has the highest personal kill count in human history

It is rare to see a black family adopting white children.

So a single hair is singular. A few hairs is plural. But a lot of hair is singular again.

Rap music almost never has cover songs of other rap songs

You can't stand backward on stairs

There’s a huge possibility that you exist in some random person’s photo reel

Eating fast is a trait common with people who grew up in abusive households

Someone out there has the record of the longest continuous pee without knowing it

Anal sex may have been a lot more common before the invention of quality condoms and other contraceptives.