A man who’s willing to joke about his wiener being small probably has a large wiener and is simply being humble from his confidence

50 years ago everyone was judged a lot more on their handwriting

Luke Skywalker and C-3PO are half-brothers.

If there was a real life Squid Games show in the world, organisers would easily find 456 participants, every season.

There’s a fine line between having no regrets and not giving a shit.

It's insane that most of us live by and are bound by laws that we are expected to know, but never officially taught.

Spotify interrupts you to tell you the joy of not being interrupted.

The fuller your phone battery is by the end of the day, the better your day was.

If ears didn’t evolve, humans wouldn’t know there was sound. So it’s possible that there are things going on around us in which we don’t have a body part to decipher it.

Our species is one of the rare ones with only 2 breasts

Paint brushes could be used as daggers in a paintball battle.

If you let a grilled cheese get cold it becomes chilled grease

There’s no point in taking pictures of those street performers who pretend to be a statue. Everyone looks like a statue in a picture.

If all life evolves similarly in the universe there are probably a lot of dinosaur planets out there. Maybe dinosaurs are the norm and we mammals just got lucky with an asteroid.

If school uniforms really were as positive as advocates suggest, then teachers ought to want to wear them too

Tattoos have become less of a sign of someone who can't get a job and more of a sign that someone is so secure in their position that tattoos are not a problem.

Losers live with their parents is an idea developed by real estate companies to sell/rent more houses

Your brain automatically translates wtf but not lol.

Any number of your Tinder matches that ghosted you actually could have just fucking died.

Your first birthday is technically your second.

History says dinosaurs laid eggs and evolution gave us chickens from dinosaurs, so logically the egg did come first and not the chicken.