If you can give half a star in a five star rating system, then it might as well be a 10 star system

When you look at it as cost per wear, nothing is better value than a tattoo

Before the internet, video games were a lot harder to beat.

Maybe the rapture already happened, and so few people got saved we just overlooked it.

No one actually ever tells you how to get to Sesame Street

Peter Parker is really lucky he lived in NY and not in a rural town or a suburb with nothing to swing from.

If you're addicted to drug and are rich it's more socially acceptable. But if you're addicted and poor people think you're a lowlife

A man who’s willing to joke about his wiener being small probably has a large wiener and is simply being humble from his confidence

50 years ago everyone was judged a lot more on their handwriting

Luke Skywalker and C-3PO are half-brothers.

If there was a real life Squid Games show in the world, organisers would easily find 456 participants, every season.

There’s a fine line between having no regrets and not giving a shit.

It's insane that most of us live by and are bound by laws that we are expected to know, but never officially taught.

Spotify interrupts you to tell you the joy of not being interrupted.

The fuller your phone battery is by the end of the day, the better your day was.

If ears didn’t evolve, humans wouldn’t know there was sound. So it’s possible that there are things going on around us in which we don’t have a body part to decipher it.

Our species is one of the rare ones with only 2 breasts

Paint brushes could be used as daggers in a paintball battle.

If you let a grilled cheese get cold it becomes chilled grease

There’s no point in taking pictures of those street performers who pretend to be a statue. Everyone looks like a statue in a picture.

If all life evolves similarly in the universe there are probably a lot of dinosaur planets out there. Maybe dinosaurs are the norm and we mammals just got lucky with an asteroid.