Nuclear weapons were created to destroy large amount of lives but ended up saving countless by avoiding conflits
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Living in a musical irl would definitely get old very quickly, it would also be terrifying because any word could trigger a random break out of song and dance
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Someone has probably died because their fart gave away their hiding place.
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If you can give half a star in a five star rating system, then it might as well be a 10 star system
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When you look at it as cost per wear, nothing is better value than a tattoo
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Before the internet, video games were a lot harder to beat.
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Maybe the rapture already happened, and so few people got saved we just overlooked it.
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No one actually ever tells you how to get to Sesame Street
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Peter Parker is really lucky he lived in NY and not in a rural town or a suburb with nothing to swing from.
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If you're addicted to drug and are rich it's more socially acceptable. But if you're addicted and poor people think you're a lowlife
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A man whoβs willing to joke about his wiener being small probably has a large wiener and is simply being humble from his confidence
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50 years ago everyone was judged a lot more on their handwriting
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Luke Skywalker and C-3PO are half-brothers.
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If there was a real life Squid Games show in the world, organisers would easily find 456 participants, every season.
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Thereβs a fine line between having no regrets and not giving a shit.
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It's insane that most of us live by and are bound by laws that we are expected to know, but never officially taught.
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Spotify interrupts you to tell you the joy of not being interrupted.
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The fuller your phone battery is by the end of the day, the better your day was.
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If ears didnβt evolve, humans wouldnβt know there was sound. So itβs possible that there are things going on around us in which we donβt have a body part to decipher it.
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Our species is one of the rare ones with only 2 breasts
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Paint brushes could be used as daggers in a paintball battle.
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