Hunger is the world’s most stupid problem. We have enough food to feed everyone, we just can’t distribute it well enough.

Procrastination is a life saver if you're suicidal.

The buttons on male and female clothing are probably reversed so couples can undress each other easily.

It’s a lot easier to fall asleep on a couch during the day than it is in your bed at night

Usain Bolt is only the fastest KNOWN person in the world.

Dogs probably belive that they are 100% successful in protecting their homes from mailmen, cats, leaves blowing in wind, squirrels and other dogs

Paper doesn’t get enough credit as the most important invention ever.

Maybe superheroes wear capes to hide the zipper on the back of their onesie.

Nuclear weapons were created to destroy large amount of lives but ended up saving countless by avoiding conflits

Living in a musical irl would definitely get old very quickly, it would also be terrifying because any word could trigger a random break out of song and dance

Someone has probably died because their fart gave away their hiding place.

If you can give half a star in a five star rating system, then it might as well be a 10 star system

When you look at it as cost per wear, nothing is better value than a tattoo

Before the internet, video games were a lot harder to beat.

Maybe the rapture already happened, and so few people got saved we just overlooked it.

No one actually ever tells you how to get to Sesame Street

Peter Parker is really lucky he lived in NY and not in a rural town or a suburb with nothing to swing from.

If you're addicted to drug and are rich it's more socially acceptable. But if you're addicted and poor people think you're a lowlife

A man who’s willing to joke about his wiener being small probably has a large wiener and is simply being humble from his confidence

50 years ago everyone was judged a lot more on their handwriting

Luke Skywalker and C-3PO are half-brothers.