Being good at chess is seen as being smart, while being good at video games is seen as being a no-lifer

Every generation will bash on the generation they've raised themselves.

The only way for someone not stop their tits/balls from sagging is to go to outer space.

No matter how large a number is, it's still closer to 0, than to infinity

Most people are nicer to strangers than people they know personally

The most dangerous thing video games can teach you is that you're the main character

I'll bet mosquitos who bite heroin addicts, gotta wonder what the hell they just ate...

Masturbating could've been discovered from someone aggressively washing their genitals

If fast food jobs are high school jobs, it really makes you wonder why boomers expect to go there before 2pm.

Good dreams hurt more than nightmares when you’re depressed

There is a very specific generation of people who grew up with video games, but also remembers having to go to the video store to rent them.

Somewhere in Nintendo's files they must keep a list of every sex word to prevent you from naming your Mii after them

Hunger is the world’s most stupid problem. We have enough food to feed everyone, we just can’t distribute it well enough.

Procrastination is a life saver if you're suicidal.

The buttons on male and female clothing are probably reversed so couples can undress each other easily.

It’s a lot easier to fall asleep on a couch during the day than it is in your bed at night

Usain Bolt is only the fastest KNOWN person in the world.

Dogs probably belive that they are 100% successful in protecting their homes from mailmen, cats, leaves blowing in wind, squirrels and other dogs

Paper doesn’t get enough credit as the most important invention ever.

Maybe superheroes wear capes to hide the zipper on the back of their onesie.

Nuclear weapons were created to destroy large amount of lives but ended up saving countless by avoiding conflits