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Being good at chess is seen as being smart, while being good at video games is seen as being a no-lifer
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Every generation will bash on the generation they've raised themselves.
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The only way for someone not stop their tits/balls from sagging is to go to outer space.
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No matter how large a number is, it's still closer to 0, than to infinity
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Most people are nicer to strangers than people they know personally
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The most dangerous thing video games can teach you is that you're the main character
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I'll bet mosquitos who bite heroin addicts, gotta wonder what the hell they just ate...
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Masturbating could've been discovered from someone aggressively washing their genitals
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If fast food jobs are high school jobs, it really makes you wonder why boomers expect to go there before 2pm.
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Good dreams hurt more than nightmares when you’re depressed
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There is a very specific generation of people who grew up with video games, but also remembers having to go to the video store to rent them.
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Somewhere in Nintendo's files they must keep a list of every sex word to prevent you from naming your Mii after them
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Hunger is the world’s most stupid problem. We have enough food to feed everyone, we just can’t distribute it well enough.
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Procrastination is a life saver if you're suicidal.
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The buttons on male and female clothing are probably reversed so couples can undress each other easily.
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It’s a lot easier to fall asleep on a couch during the day than it is in your bed at night
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Usain Bolt is only the fastest KNOWN person in the world.
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Dogs probably belive that they are 100% successful in protecting their homes from mailmen, cats, leaves blowing in wind, squirrels and other dogs
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Paper doesn’t get enough credit as the most important invention ever.
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Maybe superheroes wear capes to hide the zipper on the back of their onesie.
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