Body shaming will not work if someone is not ashamed of their body in the first place.

Anxiety works like a malware eating up all your RAM

People who don't do crazy shit when drunk are less likely to do crazy shit when sober. It has less to do with drunkenness and more to do with personality.

Spotify could come up with a kickass playlist if it knew what songs you cranked the volume up for.

More people have climbed Mount Everest than have descended Mount Everest

If only people asked for the source of information on the internet as frequently as they ask for the 'sauce' of erotic content we'd all be better informed.

A good indicator of how close you are to someone is how comfortable you both are in silence.

You spend your whole life gathering guests for your funeral

People might have been replied here by a celebrity or some famous person without ever knowing.

Being good at chess is seen as being smart, while being good at video games is seen as being a no-lifer

Every generation will bash on the generation they've raised themselves.

The only way for someone not stop their tits/balls from sagging is to go to outer space.

No matter how large a number is, it's still closer to 0, than to infinity

Most people are nicer to strangers than people they know personally

The most dangerous thing video games can teach you is that you're the main character

I'll bet mosquitos who bite heroin addicts, gotta wonder what the hell they just ate...

Masturbating could've been discovered from someone aggressively washing their genitals

If fast food jobs are high school jobs, it really makes you wonder why boomers expect to go there before 2pm.

Good dreams hurt more than nightmares when you’re depressed

There is a very specific generation of people who grew up with video games, but also remembers having to go to the video store to rent them.

Somewhere in Nintendo's files they must keep a list of every sex word to prevent you from naming your Mii after them