There are very high chances that you are not anyone's best friend.

In a gold rush the smart people sell shovels instead of digging because they know it's a scam. Hence why semiconductor companies sell crypto mining hardware instead of mining it for themselves.

Let's all be grateful to the tech companies that when your Bluetooth earbuds die, the music pauses instead of blaring out of the speaker.

Bruce Wayne could probably do more good for Gotham than Batman ever could if he just paid his taxes

A zoo is the only prison where all the prisoners are innocent.

Dogs and Cats probably think, that toilets are highly disputed areas among humans, because every few hours someone goes in there and marks their territory.

CPR can be performed to the beat of either Staying Alive or Another One Bites The Dust depending on if you are optimistic or pessimistic.

It’s interesting when after giving your two week notice, suddenly your job doesn’t seem so bad after all.

Taking a 5 second moment of silence for each causality from WW2 would take over 10 years.

When jogging, we put on special clothes so people don’t think we are running from or to something.

Since the human egg is visible with the naked eye, you can theoretically make the most expensive caviar.

The fact that we are able to smell someone else's cigarette smoke assures us that the air that we breathe was actually inside someone else's lungs just a few seconds ago, and that notion is not comforting at all in our present times

For 90s kids, peak childhood was experiencing the Saturday morning cartoon lineup.

The difference between professionals and the general population is that if professionals are asked for evidence of their opinion, they’d know where to find it.

Phone manufacturers continuously remove features customers want (removable batteries, SD slots, headphone jacks) and wonder why people refuse to buy their overpriced garbage.

Reading a book is one of the only ways left to experience a story without seeing an ad

Randomly hearing your favourite song is more satisfying than putting it on yourself

Rule 34 has been around way longer than the internet

Dopamine is the hidden currency of society

Body shaming will not work if someone is not ashamed of their body in the first place.

Anxiety works like a malware eating up all your RAM