Seeing someone reading a book you love is seeing a book recommending a person.

A girl can be obsessed with a boy band group or male singer and fan girl at their concert, but if a boy is obsessed with a female singer or female singer group, it’s weird.

You are not scared of being alone in the dark; you are scared of not being alone in the dark.

Dinosaur meat might taste like chicken.

In The Matrix human body heat is harvested for energy. K9's body temperatures are higher than humans making them a more efficient source of energy and they'd be easier to keep complacent in a matrix of parks, bones, and treats.

Dogs would love it if dog food makers would put a toy in the bag like cereal.

All movies based on true-life events are connected in the same cinematic universe

The people pulling the ugliest faces in the gym are probably the ones doing their exercise the right way.

No one has ever been on a deserted island

Long fake nails is seen as ok but long real nails is seen as unhygienic

You will probably find more alcohol at a 1 year old's birthday party than at a 60 year old's.

Considering that the CIA confirmed Osama Bin Laden played online video games like CounterStrike, numerous people probably eliminated him over the years without realizing it was him.

You don't always watch porn because you're horny; sometimes you're just lonely.

When your partner gives you a shopping list, it's effectively a fetch quest in the most boring RPG ever.

People eat meat replicas for the same reason that people use dildos. Looks the same. Feels the same. Fills a hole but no one gets hurt.

Between the years 1987-2013, there was no single year comprised of 4 different digits.

2/22/2022 is the date with the most identical digits in our lifetime.

Pokémon Go lasted longer than the Confederacy.

If it took 30,000 years to domesticate the dog, then the greatest gift we can give to our descendents is to start trying to domesticate the giraffe

Spiderman could only exist in the U.S., for in any other developed country, he would have just gone to a hospital for the spider bite

From an extraterrestrial viewpoint, all the space junk and satellite debris in earth’s orbit makes the planet look like a redneck front lawn with a pile of dead cars on the grass.