There is a battle going inside of you where millions of cells are sacrificing themselves to save your life in return.

I'm surprised spiderman didn't produce venom but just enhanced senses, webbing and super strength.

2022 is the last year until 2111 to have only two different digits

Everyone always says to find a friend like Samwise Gamgee, but no one remembers it’s important to BE like Samwise Gamgee

Pete Davidson would make a great Beetlejuice

Antonio Brown quitting his job in the middle of a football game, taking off his jersey and pads, then his shirt and tossing it, throwing up a peace sign, exiting the stadium and calling an Uber is something we’ve all wanted to do at at least one of our jobs.

Kissing is truly a strange concept, you like someone so much you want to mush eating holes together.

Seeing someone reading a book you love is seeing a book recommending a person.

A girl can be obsessed with a boy band group or male singer and fan girl at their concert, but if a boy is obsessed with a female singer or female singer group, it’s weird.

You are not scared of being alone in the dark; you are scared of not being alone in the dark.

Dinosaur meat might taste like chicken.

In The Matrix human body heat is harvested for energy. K9's body temperatures are higher than humans making them a more efficient source of energy and they'd be easier to keep complacent in a matrix of parks, bones, and treats.

Dogs would love it if dog food makers would put a toy in the bag like cereal.

All movies based on true-life events are connected in the same cinematic universe

The people pulling the ugliest faces in the gym are probably the ones doing their exercise the right way.

No one has ever been on a deserted island

Long fake nails is seen as ok but long real nails is seen as unhygienic

You will probably find more alcohol at a 1 year old's birthday party than at a 60 year old's.

Considering that the CIA confirmed Osama Bin Laden played online video games like CounterStrike, numerous people probably eliminated him over the years without realizing it was him.

You don't always watch porn because you're horny; sometimes you're just lonely.

When your partner gives you a shopping list, it's effectively a fetch quest in the most boring RPG ever.