A good teacher will be excited when students correct their errors; a bad one will feel threatened.

Biology classes must be very complicated in the Dr. Seuss universe.

Your every thought has a physical impact on your brain and rest of the body and it lasts till your very end. It may be possible to recreate human thoughts by tracing electrical discharges and released hormones in the organism.

2012 was 10 years ago

If you dream about peeing and you wet the bed, your dream came true

If you forget something that happened when you were alone that event is wiped from history.

There's nothing stopping us from renaming the planet

Dogs are man's best friend because they're the only things that show men unconditional affection.

The most beautiful part about electric cars going main stream is the slow death of overly noisy cars.

A fire extinguisher is either a great purchase or a waste of money.

There is a battle going inside of you where millions of cells are sacrificing themselves to save your life in return.

I'm surprised spiderman didn't produce venom but just enhanced senses, webbing and super strength.

2022 is the last year until 2111 to have only two different digits

Everyone always says to find a friend like Samwise Gamgee, but no one remembers it’s important to BE like Samwise Gamgee

Pete Davidson would make a great Beetlejuice

Antonio Brown quitting his job in the middle of a football game, taking off his jersey and pads, then his shirt and tossing it, throwing up a peace sign, exiting the stadium and calling an Uber is something we’ve all wanted to do at at least one of our jobs.

Kissing is truly a strange concept, you like someone so much you want to mush eating holes together.

Seeing someone reading a book you love is seeing a book recommending a person.

A girl can be obsessed with a boy band group or male singer and fan girl at their concert, but if a boy is obsessed with a female singer or female singer group, it’s weird.

You are not scared of being alone in the dark; you are scared of not being alone in the dark.

Dinosaur meat might taste like chicken.