Everyone has genetic code for both a boob size and penis size, but your body only uses one of them

Hamsters never seem to die from natural causes. Everyone always has a crazy story as to what happened to theirs.

A society of workers without Billionaires is possible. A society of Billionaires without workers is not.

Life is a game where babies spawn at level 1 but wouldn’t survive if it weren’t for the other players who cleared high levels of the game and were able to give the new players the resources they needed to level up.

There was a Golden Girls reunion Dec 31, 2021

Brushing your teeth at night is for your own benefit. But brushing them in the morning is largely to benefit others.

Moustaches are eyebrows for the mouth

Most things are cuter when they are furry, but not spiders

Celebratory New Years glasses stopped making sense after 2009

A good teacher will be excited when students correct their errors; a bad one will feel threatened.

Biology classes must be very complicated in the Dr. Seuss universe.

Your every thought has a physical impact on your brain and rest of the body and it lasts till your very end. It may be possible to recreate human thoughts by tracing electrical discharges and released hormones in the organism.

2012 was 10 years ago

If you dream about peeing and you wet the bed, your dream came true

If you forget something that happened when you were alone that event is wiped from history.

There's nothing stopping us from renaming the planet

Dogs are man's best friend because they're the only things that show men unconditional affection.

The most beautiful part about electric cars going main stream is the slow death of overly noisy cars.

A fire extinguisher is either a great purchase or a waste of money.

There is a battle going inside of you where millions of cells are sacrificing themselves to save your life in return.

I'm surprised spiderman didn't produce venom but just enhanced senses, webbing and super strength.