With roughly 3.9 billion men on earth, it is very likely that one of them masturbated and nutted at the first exact start of 2022

The Living Spaces brand probably doesn't do very well in Germany.

Betty White was America’s Queen Elizabeth.

Cat Heaven and Mouse Hell are probably the same place.

People think that tragedies won’t happen to them because we see ourselves as the main characters of the story, so we have plot armor

2022 is the year of the countdown. Its 4 digits are three two one zero

In a couple generations, people will be able to research their ancestors posts on the internet

Making a song your alarm is a definite way to make yourself hate it.

Our stomachs are always full of warm vomit

From the sun's point of view, there are no shadows.

If you dressed someone up like a mime then trapped them inside an actual invisible box, no one would know they’re stuck inside

If not for social media. most of us will be blissfully unaware of how many assholes are out there.

If cat girls were real, they would have eight separate boobs, one for each cat nipple

Weddings are typically a huge waste of money. You spend thousands of dollars on one day when you can elope for free and throw a party for way less.

If we hit 0% unemployment, the employees at the unemployment office would become unemployed

Getting horny and thinking about sex is a perfectly normal human behaviour, in fact it's the most critical part of human survival as a species, there's nothing dirty or filthy about sex.

Play-Doh is such an awesome activity toy that the human brain remembers its scent 20 years after last using it.

Any book worth banning is likely to be a book worth reading

The loss of your dog is exactly the kind of thing your dog would've helped you through

I’ll gladly sit and watch 3 one hour episodes of a show, but am highly reluctant to start any movie longer than 2 hours.

Most men receive their first flowers on their funeral