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With roughly 3.9 billion men on earth, it is very likely that one of them masturbated and nutted at the first exact start of 2022
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The Living Spaces brand probably doesn't do very well in Germany.
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Betty White was Americaโ€™s Queen Elizabeth.
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Cat Heaven and Mouse Hell are probably the same place.
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People think that tragedies wonโ€™t happen to them because we see ourselves as the main characters of the story, so we have plot armor
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2022 is the year of the countdown. Its 4 digits are three two one zero
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In a couple generations, people will be able to research their ancestors posts on the internet
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Making a song your alarm is a definite way to make yourself hate it.
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Our stomachs are always full of warm vomit
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From the sun's point of view, there are no shadows.
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If you dressed someone up like a mime then trapped them inside an actual invisible box, no one would know theyโ€™re stuck inside
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If not for social media. most of us will be blissfully unaware of how many assholes are out there.
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If cat girls were real, they would have eight separate boobs, one for each cat nipple
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Weddings are typically a huge waste of money. You spend thousands of dollars on one day when you can elope for free and throw a party for way less.
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If we hit 0% unemployment, the employees at the unemployment office would become unemployed
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Getting horny and thinking about sex is a perfectly normal human behaviour, in fact it's the most critical part of human survival as a species, there's nothing dirty or filthy about sex.
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Play-Doh is such an awesome activity toy that the human brain remembers its scent 20 years after last using it.
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Any book worth banning is likely to be a book worth reading
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The loss of your dog is exactly the kind of thing your dog would've helped you through
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Iโ€™ll gladly sit and watch 3 one hour episodes of a show, but am highly reluctant to start any movie longer than 2 hours.
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Most men receive their first flowers on their funeral
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