Every night we go to bed without any assurance of being alive in the next morning, but still we set alarm to wake up

There is always a person ready to edit a celebrity’s Wikipedia page right after they die.

All the news media have memorial montages of celebrities' careers ready to go in case they die

Once you think that someone is an idiot, there's no changing your opinion on that person.

With how little it costs to sponsor a bowl game, it’s surprising billionaires don’t sponsor one for the heck of it.

Minnesota is as much north-south as it is mid-west.

To alter a living persons dna it would likely more difficult to change every cells dna than to change the dna in the first place

With roughly 3.9 billion men on earth, it is very likely that one of them masturbated and nutted at the first exact start of 2022

The Living Spaces brand probably doesn't do very well in Germany.

Betty White was America’s Queen Elizabeth.

Cat Heaven and Mouse Hell are probably the same place.

People think that tragedies won’t happen to them because we see ourselves as the main characters of the story, so we have plot armor

2022 is the year of the countdown. Its 4 digits are three two one zero

In a couple generations, people will be able to research their ancestors posts on the internet

Making a song your alarm is a definite way to make yourself hate it.

Our stomachs are always full of warm vomit

From the sun's point of view, there are no shadows.

If you dressed someone up like a mime then trapped them inside an actual invisible box, no one would know they’re stuck inside

If not for social media. most of us will be blissfully unaware of how many assholes are out there.

If cat girls were real, they would have eight separate boobs, one for each cat nipple

Weddings are typically a huge waste of money. You spend thousands of dollars on one day when you can elope for free and throw a party for way less.