It’s a good thing we don’t have to worry about the land version of the orca.

The last word of the year for many people is probably “one”.

If we were able to be cloned perfectly (to the same age, exact same personality, etc), most people would become self-aware about how annoying they can be

Each branch of the armed forces has an annual military ball, so the newest branch will have Space Balls.

The thought of elephants being scared of mice seems ridiculous, until you spot a spider at your feet.

Professional athletes are so skilled, we have to rewatch them in slow motion to see what they did

The most fun thing about Mississippi is spelling it.

There are some people on the planet living in 2022 while the rest of us are in 2021

It’s been 22 years since there’s been 3 of the same digit in the year.

Beatboxers probably have no issue explaining to a mechanic what sound their car is making

The thing you've tasted most frequently in your life is toothpaste

Every night we go to bed without any assurance of being alive in the next morning, but still we set alarm to wake up

There is always a person ready to edit a celebrity’s Wikipedia page right after they die.

All the news media have memorial montages of celebrities' careers ready to go in case they die

Once you think that someone is an idiot, there's no changing your opinion on that person.

With how little it costs to sponsor a bowl game, it’s surprising billionaires don’t sponsor one for the heck of it.

Minnesota is as much north-south as it is mid-west.

To alter a living persons dna it would likely more difficult to change every cells dna than to change the dna in the first place

With roughly 3.9 billion men on earth, it is very likely that one of them masturbated and nutted at the first exact start of 2022

The Living Spaces brand probably doesn't do very well in Germany.

Betty White was America’s Queen Elizabeth.