Elon musks runs the largest electric car company in the world to put an end to the internal combustion engine while also running the largest private space company in the world making rockets with the largest combustion engines in the world.

It feels completely normal to go to Cracker Barrel on a road trip, but weird to suggest going to one for a dinner where you live.

Your hand is the big spoon to your computer mouse

In just 3 centuries, we went from fighting with muskets in a line to producing bombs capable of destroying an entire nation by splitting a microscopic dot.

Nothing ruins the Christmas spirit like getting ready for Christmas.

The older you get, the more you realize that the human lifespan is actually very short and that the human body ages way too fast.

A block of cheese is actually just a loaf of milk.

Anyone who has a $100k car can afford another one. It's the guy who has a $4k car who can't afford to lose it.

Paparazzi are payed stalkers who blame their victims to try and justify what they do

In 1998 we made two animated movies about ants and then just decided that was enough.

People who purposefully wear plain clothes aren't avoiding to communicate their personality through what they wear, they're actually communicating that they're the type of person who doesn't want to show their personality through their clothes.

Since there is around 400 Billion Lego pieces, LEGO is most likely the most printed word ever.

The cooler the haircut you have, the more your kids will laugh at it in 20 years.

Every person's life is full of struggle, loss, and pain. But at least we have predatory corporations to exploit our efforts to survive and make every problem far worse to navigate.

A ginger-haired baker is technically a ginger bread man.

In New York State you can legally buy a firearm under the age of 21, but you cannot legally buy a lighter.

The food in the kitchens of the Titanic would have been consumed by sea life. There were sea creatures in the middle of the North Atlantic in 1912 who randomly got to eat foie gras, filet mignon and tropical fruit.

Having poverty wages that pay just enough to disqualify people from subsidized support programs (food, shelter, etc) is a very well calculated trap.

Banks take our money and pay us so little interest. We take bank's money and pay them so much interest.

Gen Z probably think that they'll be the coolest old people ever.

Being a bug is insanely scary. Imagine Giants were real and they just walked around deciding who to squish based off how ugly or pretty they are.