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The more nose jobs there are, the more we proliferate unattractive nose genes.
Onlyfans girls are the nfts of girlfriends. You pay a stupid amount of money for something easily reproduced and that you truly don't have.
Our bodies need rest from physical activity, our minds need rest from intellectual work and our souls need rest from toxic social media bs.
Kinda weird that 11pm happens after 12pm
If you sort pi digits from lowest to highest, it will infinitely be 0
Cartoons have greatly misrepresented to a number of generations as to what a mouse hole looks like
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India is the only country where wild tigers, bears and lions are found together
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Someone you’re going to see over Christmas is really not looking forward to seeing you
Elon musks runs the largest electric car company in the world to put an end to the internal combustion engine while also running the largest private space company in the world making rockets with the largest combustion engines in the world.
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It feels completely normal to go to Cracker Barrel on a road trip, but weird to suggest going to one for a dinner where you live.
Your hand is the big spoon to your computer mouse
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In just 3 centuries, we went from fighting with muskets in a line to producing bombs capable of destroying an entire nation by splitting a microscopic dot.
Nothing ruins the Christmas spirit like getting ready for Christmas.
The older you get, the more you realize that the human lifespan is actually very short and that the human body ages way too fast.
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A block of cheese is actually just a loaf of milk.
Anyone who has a $100k car can afford another one. It's the guy who has a $4k car who can't afford to lose it.
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Paparazzi are payed stalkers who blame their victims to try and justify what they do
In 1998 we made two animated movies about ants and then just decided that was enough.
People who purposefully wear plain clothes aren't avoiding to communicate their personality through what they wear, they're actually communicating that they're the type of person who doesn't want to show their personality through their clothes.
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Since there is around 400 Billion Lego pieces, LEGO is most likely the most printed word ever.
The cooler the haircut you have, the more your kids will laugh at it in 20 years.