Throwing up must be terrible for giraffes

A colonoscopy is one of the most expensive ways to figure out that you’re not into butt stuff

A different version of you exists in the mind of every person who knows you.

Instead of a T-shirt, people missing one arm could wear r-shirts

You can slaughter, cook, and eat a goat without consequences, but you go to jail if you have sex with it

Pornstars are probably a lot more popular than we think they are. We just usually don’t talk about them.

If fish is seafood, pork is landfood and duck, skyfood.

It somehow became socially acceptable for a straight woman to put stuff in her butt, yet not so acceptable for a straight man to put stuff in his.

We really on a floating rock in the middle of nowhere paying bills

'Holy infant so tender and mild' suggests the existence of tough, spicy infants

The more nose jobs there are, the more we proliferate unattractive nose genes.

Onlyfans girls are the nfts of girlfriends. You pay a stupid amount of money for something easily reproduced and that you truly don't have.

Our bodies need rest from physical activity, our minds need rest from intellectual work and our souls need rest from toxic social media bs.

Kinda weird that 11pm happens after 12pm

If you sort pi digits from lowest to highest, it will infinitely be 0

Cartoons have greatly misrepresented to a number of generations as to what a mouse hole looks like

India is the only country where wild tigers, bears and lions are found together

Someone you’re going to see over Christmas is really not looking forward to seeing you

Elon musks runs the largest electric car company in the world to put an end to the internal combustion engine while also running the largest private space company in the world making rockets with the largest combustion engines in the world.

It feels completely normal to go to Cracker Barrel on a road trip, but weird to suggest going to one for a dinner where you live.

Your hand is the big spoon to your computer mouse