Pretty sure Mrs. Claus is fake. She was invented because people couldn't handle the idea of an unmarried elderly man watching children all year long and then giving them presents based on his own deluded judgements of naughty or nice.
The concept of simply not having an opinion on something is lost on most people.
We’ve normalized calling people lazy, because exploited doesn’t have the same ring to it
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People who believe 5G radiowaves are dangerous probably wear bluetooth headphone
Fairy tales don't teach children that monster exist--they already know. Instead, fairy tales teach children that monsters can be defeated.
Bill Gates showed some real big dick energy when he named his company Microsoft.
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If you lose one leg your bmi goes down. If you lose two legs your bmi goes up.
If aging can be slowed down by replenishing gut bacteria, the fountain of youth may be found by eating ass.
You probably have met a murderer or a psychopath at some point in your life.
Yesterday was the last 21st day of the 21st year of the 21st century
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If you give your friend a $20 gift card, and they give you a $20 gift card in return, effectively all you've done is sign a prepaid contract to collectively spend $40 at those stores.
Suspending a kid from school is more of a punishment for the parents than for the kid.
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A colonoscopy is one of the most expensive ways to figure out that you’re not into butt stuff
A different version of you exists in the mind of every person who knows you.
You can slaughter, cook, and eat a goat without consequences, but you go to jail if you have sex with it
Pornstars are probably a lot more popular than we think they are. We just usually don’t talk about them.