A boy will suck tits as a kid then stop doing it and want to do it again

If humans had more than 2 arms, we would still have a predominant left or right, just more of them.

Elephants are the quadrapeds best equipped to take a selfie.

Any dildo is technically double-sided if you’re brave enough

SOOBY DOO taught us that the real monsters...are hunans.

Finding a surprise onion ring mixed with your fries is a welcomed form of food cross contamination.

Maybe every country has ninjas but the world only knows about Japan's because theirs suck.

Ronald McDonald got phased out of all our lives and no one cared or commented.

The larger a body of water you are in, the more acceptable it is to pee in it

Pretty sure Mrs. Claus is fake. She was invented because people couldn't handle the idea of an unmarried elderly man watching children all year long and then giving them presents based on his own deluded judgements of naughty or nice.

The concept of simply not having an opinion on something is lost on most people.

Henry Cavill is a cosplayer who's just very good at getting sponsors

Technically your belly button is a scar

We’ve normalized calling people lazy, because exploited doesn’t have the same ring to it

People who believe 5G radiowaves are dangerous probably wear bluetooth headphone

Fairy tales don't teach children that monster exist--they already know. Instead, fairy tales teach children that monsters can be defeated.

Bill Gates showed some real big dick energy when he named his company Microsoft.

If you lose one leg your bmi goes down. If you lose two legs your bmi goes up.

If aging can be slowed down by replenishing gut bacteria, the fountain of youth may be found by eating ass.

You probably have met a murderer or a psychopath at some point in your life.

Yesterday was the last 21st day of the 21st year of the 21st century