We find many furless animals, such as mole rats, Sphinx cats, and snakes gross or ugly, even though that’s essentially what humans are

The thing that sucks about being poor is how expensive it is.

dog breeding is an animal trafficking/prostitution ring.

Somewhere in the world exists the most perfect partner possible, just how you both want each other to be, whom you probably won't ever meet.

Creating a subscription economy will result in fewer people owning real assets. Everyone else will be renting their basic necessities from those asset owners, and we will have created a neo-serfdom.

People get therapy to deal with people who don't get therapy.

Neo in the Matrix chose to take an unknown drug from a stranger in a strange room after being picked up in a vehicle and having a gun pointed at him.

When we were kids, the milk and cookies being gone on Christmas morning seemed like unequivocal proof that Santa was real.

If someone saw you with a lighter, they would think you smoke, even when the lighter has a hundred other uses

There might've been some chad in 10000 BC who invented calculus, real analysis, complex analysis and solved the Reimman hypothesis but then got killed by a wolf.

Hunting is more frowned upon than fishing, but they both follow the same concept

Put any noun in front of the word fish, that’s probably a actual fish species.

Pornhub in the star wars universe would have millions of categories.

Social media has not made the world dumb. Social media has just shown us how dumb the world really is.

We have reached the point where the total absence of critical thinking is accepted as critical thinking by about half of the population.

Sometime in the future humans will look back at history and find it incredulous that every day we steered heavy machines (cars) at 100kph in opposing directions just meters apart with the only thing separating them being paint on the ground

If most spiders were as big as crabs humans would probably eat them.

The mailman has never been in your house, so as far as your dog knows, their barking is working.

Maybe the speed of light is the render speed for the program of our universe

Once you learn how to read, it’s impossible to turn it off. You can’t help but instantly read every word you come across

When Don McLean dies, it will be The day the guy who sang the day the music died, died