Stairs are floors with extra steps.

Considering Mosquitos are the #1 killer of humans and humans have been engineering ways to devastate the mosquito population, the two species could be considered each others mortal enemy

Most of Marios enemies never actually attack him, they just pace around going about their day.

If you shuffle a new deck of cards long enough, at some point it will come back to the exact same order.

Watching people have sex is creepy but watching porn is normal

People born in 1999 have high chances of seeing 3 centuries.

Porn has got so normalized, that the first thing which comes to mind when we hear BBC is not the news channel

If you had an indestructible ball that was a perfect sphere, it would probably leave dents on hard surfaces because of the infinitely small contact point causing infinite pressure until the surface yields and the contact area gets bigger

Money doesn't buy happiness, working remote does.

We find many furless animals, such as mole rats, Sphinx cats, and snakes gross or ugly, even though that’s essentially what humans are

The thing that sucks about being poor is how expensive it is.

dog breeding is an animal trafficking/prostitution ring.

Somewhere in the world exists the most perfect partner possible, just how you both want each other to be, whom you probably won't ever meet.

Creating a subscription economy will result in fewer people owning real assets. Everyone else will be renting their basic necessities from those asset owners, and we will have created a neo-serfdom.

People get therapy to deal with people who don't get therapy.

Neo in the Matrix chose to take an unknown drug from a stranger in a strange room after being picked up in a vehicle and having a gun pointed at him.

When we were kids, the milk and cookies being gone on Christmas morning seemed like unequivocal proof that Santa was real.

If someone saw you with a lighter, they would think you smoke, even when the lighter has a hundred other uses

There might've been some chad in 10000 BC who invented calculus, real analysis, complex analysis and solved the Reimman hypothesis but then got killed by a wolf.

Hunting is more frowned upon than fishing, but they both follow the same concept

Put any noun in front of the word fish, that’s probably a actual fish species.