sewing is weird. it's just stabbing cloth with smaller cloth until it's clothes.

A girl who owns fake cat ears is probably just trying to be quirky and cute. A girl who owns a bunny ear headband probably just had an old school halloween costume at some point. A girl who owns fake fox ears is definitely into some shit.

Everyone looks at their own poops afterward.

Paleontologists missed a golden opportunity by not calling the dinosaur-ending rock a disasteroid.

There is probably a key on your keyboard, that you’ve never pressed.

The highest comfort per clothing removed ratio is socks.

If you refuse to pay taxes,you will be sent to a place where you live off other people's taxes

Dwayne Johnson is simply Vin Diesel 2.0, better acting and better expressions.

Dating apps lower men's standards as well as their self esteem, while it heightens women in both fields.

The average dildo is probably much larger than the average penis

Your google account is a luxury penthouse with all the amenities, except all the walls are covered with ads and there are CCTV cameras and microphones everywhere

If vomit is throw up, diarrhea is throw down

Since necrophiliacs exists there's a chance someone lost their virginity after they died

If Bad Guys were actually super scared of Batman they'd begin doing their criminal activities during the day as he only comes out at night.

Even if 99% of the world thought you were unattractive, that would still leave 78 million people who could find you attractive.

Big dick energy is a lot more important than having a big dick

glasses are seen as a sign of intelligence, but you have to fail a test to get them

Spider-man is strangely popular considering how many people hate spiders

If you're being good to get gifts from Santa, then you really aren't being good for goodness sake.

Most people have about an 18-20 year gap where they didn’t suck on any nipples.

Many chefs have unknowingly prepared someone’s last meal