Banks use our deposited money to provide loans to others. Yet WE pay interest to borrow from the bank.
When you see attractive people having sex scenes in movies or tv shows set in the distant past, you gotta realize that they almost certainly smelled TERRIBLE. Middle Ages, Wild West, etc. They all had gross teeth and smelled awful. Even the wealthy and powerful.
Being disrupted by an ad when you're enjoying something online actually makes you hate the product rather than want to buy it.
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Kevin Mcallister committed far more felonies than the Wet Bandits ever did.
sewing is weird. it's just stabbing cloth with smaller cloth until it's clothes.
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A girl who owns fake cat ears is probably just trying to be quirky and cute. A girl who owns a bunny ear headband probably just had an old school halloween costume at some point. A girl who owns fake fox ears is definitely into some shit.
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Paleontologists missed a golden opportunity by not calling the dinosaur-ending rock a disasteroid.
If you refuse to pay taxes,you will be sent to a place where you live off other people's taxes
Dwayne Johnson is simply Vin Diesel 2.0, better acting and better expressions.
Dating apps lower men's standards as well as their self esteem, while it heightens women in both fields.
Your google account is a luxury penthouse with all the amenities, except all the walls are covered with ads and there are CCTV cameras and microphones everywhere
Since necrophiliacs exists there's a chance someone lost their virginity after they died
If Bad Guys were actually super scared of Batman they'd begin doing their criminal activities during the day as he only comes out at night.
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Even if 99% of the world thought you were unattractive, that would still leave 78 million people who could find you attractive.
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