When you're lonely everyone looks like an enemy

It's not a spelling mistake if you did it on purpose.

Pay phones were some of the last ways a person could stay in communication with others without having to carry something around that could track their every move

Rock music was probably very popular in prehistoric times

It's okay to kink-shame someone if their kink is being kink-shamed

Stormtroopers always miss so Darth Vader can feel good about his killcount

There is absolutely nothing inherently wrong with discussing salary with coworkers, despite the fact that upper management has engrained in the working class that it is culturally taboo.

Someone in Pokémon probably tried to microwave an evee to evolve it.

The body is very cryptic about whats wrong

Blue light is hotter than red light.

Danish is actually just Arnold Schwarzenegger reading Norwegian out loud

Whenever you see a weeping willow tree, you're looking at mourning wood.

Planned Obsolescence has basically made us buy the same thing every two years or so because companies decided having robust, long lasting items that can easily be repaired wasn't making them enough money.

Dad jokes get better the worse they are.

You've probably seen an animal on the last day of it's life

Non-picky eaters are more likely to eat ass than picky eaters

Orange is the only color to have a confirmed taste, texture, and scent.

Some girls go through a phase where they hate pink, but almost no guys go through a phase where they hate blue.

Your dog’s great, great, great grandparents lived in the 1990s.

Male reindeers lose their horns in the winter. Caribou don’t. So either all of Santa’s reindeer are females, or they’re all male caribou.

Rudolf shouldn’t have guided the sleigh for a bunch of characters who weren’t nice to him till they needed something.