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Banjos are guitars with southern accents.
With how little we remember from 15, 10, or even 5 years ago, there were probably many moments when we were excited about what a special memory we were creating and thought we were going to always look back on it, but since then we've completely forgotten about it.
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You hate it when your alarm wakes you up, and you hate it when it doesn't.
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The older you get, the more you realize that the Grinches former hate for Christmas wasn't entirely unjustified.
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You're going to be dead in the next 20-70 years, so there's absolutely no reason to worry.
There no evidence saying we aren't living in purgatory or the after life
The Grinch changed as soon as he stopped listening to the Narrator tell him what a horrible person he is.
Pay phones are an example of an old world technology that shouldn't have been killed off, because when you need one and either have a dead cell phone or don't carry one, you'll wish they were still there.
When you're lonely everyone looks like an enemy
It's not a spelling mistake if you did it on purpose.
Pay phones were some of the last ways a person could stay in communication with others without having to carry something around that could track their every move
Rock music was probably very popular in prehistoric times
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It's okay to kink-shame someone if their kink is being kink-shamed
Stormtroopers always miss so Darth Vader can feel good about his killcount
There is absolutely nothing inherently wrong with discussing salary with coworkers, despite the fact that upper management has engrained in the working class that it is culturally taboo.
Someone in PokΓ©mon probably tried to microwave an evee to evolve it.
The body is very cryptic about whats wrong
Blue light is hotter than red light.
Danish is actually just Arnold Schwarzenegger reading Norwegian out loud
Whenever you see a weeping willow tree, you're looking at mourning wood.
Planned Obsolescence has basically made us buy the same thing every two years or so because companies decided having robust, long lasting items that can easily be repaired wasn't making them enough money.