Millions of kids go around thinking they know what a Dinosaur sounds and looks like, when in reality humans have only ever seen Dinosaur bones.

A Monopoly board with realistic rent costs and a starting salary of minimum wage wouldn’t be playable.

The ocean and land have many predators that can kill us, but there is nothing in the sky that preys upon people.

It's weird to think that nighttime is the natural state of the universe, and that daytime is only caused by a nearby radiating ball of flame

If a man seduces multiple women, he's a ladies man, but if a man seduces a lot of men, he isn't a mans man.

Until a baby is able to stand up, she is not 'x inches tall'. She is 'x inches long'.

Russians are technically asian.

The only difference between surfing and snowboarding is the temperature of the water.

Since Cannabis plants have an inherent ability to absorb heavy metals from the soil they are rooted in. One could conclude that if The Tin Man crushed, rolled and smoked a joint from a plant contaminated with heavy metals, he would actually be replenishing his bodily vitamins.

Pikachu has forward facing eyes. That makes it a predator.

If someone is demanding respect instead of earning it, what they actually want is to be feared, not respected...

Being born increases your chance of death by one hundred percent.

Superman's flying pose is not meant to improve his aerodynamics, as he also does it in the vacuum of space.

Coca-Cola is technically misbranding since it doesn't have Cocaine anymore

It must be very awkward in heaven for people who remarried after their spouse died.

The sales of condoms probably have an impact on the sales of minivans.

Banjos are guitars with southern accents.

With how little we remember from 15, 10, or even 5 years ago, there were probably many moments when we were excited about what a special memory we were creating and thought we were going to always look back on it, but since then we've completely forgotten about it.

You hate it when your alarm wakes you up, and you hate it when it doesn't.

The older you get, the more you realize that the Grinches former hate for Christmas wasn't entirely unjustified.

You're going to be dead in the next 20-70 years, so there's absolutely no reason to worry.