Boneless chicken wings are a lie! They’re just chicken nuggets renamed so adults feel comfortable ordering them.

There are probably people who genuinely believe that their toy-sized dog was stolen from their fenced-in backyard when actually they were prey for a hawk or an eagle.

Given how we give the bare minimum of food to our pets so that they're not hungry but treat ourselves however we want, they probably see us the same way minimum wage workers see greedy billionaires.

Husband is temporary, ex-husband is forever

Someone saying you're gaslighting them when you're not is them gaslighting you into thinking you are.

Too little water and you die. Too much water and you die. The right amount of water and you still die, just not from water.

We need a standard banana length

Advertisers pay for their ads to be shown, we pay not to see them.

Every microwave has a popcorn button and every bag of popcorn says DO NOT USE that button.

Our modern societies are run by a bunch of highly achieving sociopaths and psychopaths, playing a multidimensional chess game in an never ending quest to one up one another.

Unfortunately, victims of serial killers will forever be paired together with Google search results, digitally entombing them.

People often imagine a man when hearing the word baker but commonly associate baking with women

the 15th century traders who first brought chili peppers to Asia probably didn't know they would permanently change the food style of the entire continent.

Millions of kids go around thinking they know what a Dinosaur sounds and looks like, when in reality humans have only ever seen Dinosaur bones.

A Monopoly board with realistic rent costs and a starting salary of minimum wage wouldn’t be playable.

The ocean and land have many predators that can kill us, but there is nothing in the sky that preys upon people.

It's weird to think that nighttime is the natural state of the universe, and that daytime is only caused by a nearby radiating ball of flame

If a man seduces multiple women, he's a ladies man, but if a man seduces a lot of men, he isn't a mans man.

Until a baby is able to stand up, she is not 'x inches tall'. She is 'x inches long'.

Russians are technically asian.

The only difference between surfing and snowboarding is the temperature of the water.