As you get older a year seems shorter because it is a smaller percentage of your life.

The movie Titanic cost more to produce than the construction of Titanic

If someone faked a yawn after farting in a crowded room, others would begin yawning and suck down their fart.

Shopping carts just strewn all over a parking lot shows clearly why trusting people to do something involuntarily will ultimately fail and other people will be left to clean up the mess

Porch pirates could supplement their income by doing unboxing videos

Don’t trust anyone who says you’re not supposed to eat at night. There’s a light in the fridge for a reason.

Boneless chicken wings are a lie! They’re just chicken nuggets renamed so adults feel comfortable ordering them.

There are probably people who genuinely believe that their toy-sized dog was stolen from their fenced-in backyard when actually they were prey for a hawk or an eagle.

Given how we give the bare minimum of food to our pets so that they're not hungry but treat ourselves however we want, they probably see us the same way minimum wage workers see greedy billionaires.

Husband is temporary, ex-husband is forever

Someone saying you're gaslighting them when you're not is them gaslighting you into thinking you are.

Too little water and you die. Too much water and you die. The right amount of water and you still die, just not from water.

We need a standard banana length

Advertisers pay for their ads to be shown, we pay not to see them.

Every microwave has a popcorn button and every bag of popcorn says DO NOT USE that button.

Our modern societies are run by a bunch of highly achieving sociopaths and psychopaths, playing a multidimensional chess game in an never ending quest to one up one another.

Unfortunately, victims of serial killers will forever be paired together with Google search results, digitally entombing them.

People often imagine a man when hearing the word baker but commonly associate baking with women

the 15th century traders who first brought chili peppers to Asia probably didn't know they would permanently change the food style of the entire continent.

Millions of kids go around thinking they know what a Dinosaur sounds and looks like, when in reality humans have only ever seen Dinosaur bones.

A Monopoly board with realistic rent costs and a starting salary of minimum wage wouldn’t be playable.