If you refuse to pay your taxes, you are put in a place where you live off of other people's taxes.
Talking about natural selection in animals is well regarded until someone applies it to humans
Nothing travels faster than light; but no matter how fast light travels, the darkness always got there first; because darkness is nothing, and nothing travels faster than light.
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Nurseries could rent out living pine trees in planters and then take them back at the end of the holiday season.
As you get older a year seems shorter because it is a smaller percentage of your life.
The movie Titanic cost more to produce than the construction of Titanic
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If someone faked a yawn after farting in a crowded room, others would begin yawning and suck down their fart.
Shopping carts just strewn all over a parking lot shows clearly why trusting people to do something involuntarily will ultimately fail and other people will be left to clean up the mess
Don’t trust anyone who says you’re not supposed to eat at night. There’s a light in the fridge for a reason.
Boneless chicken wings are a lie! They’re just chicken nuggets renamed so adults feel comfortable ordering them.
There are probably people who genuinely believe that their toy-sized dog was stolen from their fenced-in backyard when actually they were prey for a hawk or an eagle.
Given how we give the bare minimum of food to our pets so that they're not hungry but treat ourselves however we want, they probably see us the same way minimum wage workers see greedy billionaires.
Someone saying you're gaslighting them when you're not is them gaslighting you into thinking you are.
Too little water and you die. Too much water and you die. The right amount of water and you still die, just not from water.
Every microwave has a popcorn button and every bag of popcorn says DO NOT USE that button.
Our modern societies are run by a bunch of highly achieving sociopaths and psychopaths, playing a multidimensional chess game in an never ending quest to one up one another.