Every single item in our homes has been thought out, planned, designed. From a nail in the wall to the washing machine. Countless hours spent on every detail.
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You tell people you live in a tiny house, it's cute and neat. You tell people you live in a shed, you're a fuckin loser
Escalators and electric toothbrushes are some of the only things that are perfectly useable when completely broken.
the demise of the human species will ultimately be a good thing for the planet and its inhabitants
People mock garbage collectors and janitors without realizing that they're the reason for their environment being clean and sanitary
People treat a great day and a horrible day the same way. With alcohol.
Saying there is a secret ingredient in a dessert is interesting. Saying there is a secret ingredient in a drink is very concerning.
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Most adults get excited to ride gokarts even though they could drive a real car on real roads whenever they want.
It’s a better idea to teach students how to get trustworthy information from the internet rather than memorizing facts to pass an exam
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If you refuse to pay your taxes, you are put in a place where you live off of other people's taxes.
Talking about natural selection in animals is well regarded until someone applies it to humans
Nothing travels faster than light; but no matter how fast light travels, the darkness always got there first; because darkness is nothing, and nothing travels faster than light.
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Nurseries could rent out living pine trees in planters and then take them back at the end of the holiday season.
As you get older a year seems shorter because it is a smaller percentage of your life.
The movie Titanic cost more to produce than the construction of Titanic
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If someone faked a yawn after farting in a crowded room, others would begin yawning and suck down their fart.