You don’t realize how much force you walk with until you hit your head on something walking.

Santa in movies and tv is always shown flying away into the sky rather than the next house.

The Matrix would have been a much shorter movie if Neo was one of those guys who just can't swallow pills.

Getting dizzy is a gateway drug since it’s usually the first mind-altering experience most people encounter.

People that use glue traps instead of spring traps to catch mice are more sadistic

Kim Jong Un is a millennial.

Practice makes perfect, but we all still bite the inside of our mouth sometimes while eating.

Someone needs to make an exact science of how to reheat things in the microwave.

If you face any direction except the door in an elevator people will think you’re insane.

Onions force you to mourn their death

If you're a regular at a restaurant, there's a high chance that you have used the exact same set of utensils more than once at said place.

Every single item in our homes has been thought out, planned, designed. From a nail in the wall to the washing machine. Countless hours spent on every detail.

You tell people you live in a tiny house, it's cute and neat. You tell people you live in a shed, you're a fuckin loser

Someone was the first human to masturbate in space.

Conspiracy theories aren’t really theories, they’re hypotheses.

If we are NPC’s in a game - criminals are the players.

Escalators and electric toothbrushes are some of the only things that are perfectly useable when completely broken.

the demise of the human species will ultimately be a good thing for the planet and its inhabitants

People mock garbage collectors and janitors without realizing that they're the reason for their environment being clean and sanitary

People with two prosthetic legs can pick their height

People treat a great day and a horrible day the same way. With alcohol.