A Christmas song has probably been the soundtrack to more lethal car accidents than any other song.

You can tell Snoop Dog and Martha Stewart's friendship is genuine because they don't make as much money off of it as they could.

Any fact can be a fun fact if you’re optimistic enough

A recording of sound can travel faster than the actual sound.

You are more than likely afraid of dying in pain than you are of actually dying

It’s weird how an attractive face is the criteria we use to decide whether or not we lick the place a person pees from.

If kids hate school so much, why don't they end it when they're generation becomes old enough

If ever you are completely naked and want to feel even more naked, just put on some shoes.

Making everything under the sun from landline telephones to automobiles and refrigerators tied to and reliant on the internet is one of the biggest mistakes humanity could possibly make.

If Voldemort really wanted to kill Harry, he could’ve stabbed him with a kitchen knife when he was still a baby

Samuel L Jackson saying motherf*cker during a credit card commercial would probably double their customers.

You can never do all of your laundry unless you do it naked.

There are a lot of famous female plus size models, but no male plus size models.

You don’t realize how much force you walk with until you hit your head on something walking.

Santa in movies and tv is always shown flying away into the sky rather than the next house.

The Matrix would have been a much shorter movie if Neo was one of those guys who just can't swallow pills.

Getting dizzy is a gateway drug since it’s usually the first mind-altering experience most people encounter.

People that use glue traps instead of spring traps to catch mice are more sadistic

Kim Jong Un is a millennial.

Practice makes perfect, but we all still bite the inside of our mouth sometimes while eating.

Someone needs to make an exact science of how to reheat things in the microwave.