If dogs/fish can't feel certain emotions, maybe there are emotions that we can't experience.
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Japan, a country that's severely against drug use, has a lot of content that someone on drugs would create
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The sound of a dog licking itself is one of the most universally hated sounds.
No one cleans a house faster then a dude expecting to get laid, or a woman releasing anger.
As a husband on his first marriage, calling your spouse your โfirst wifeโ is both accurate and dangerous
If trains were known as iron horses, then it seems reasonable to describe a horse as a meat train
Moon is catfishing us by using real sunlight as a filter to look more pretty
A Christmas song has probably been the soundtrack to more lethal car accidents than any other song.
You can tell Snoop Dog and Martha Stewart's friendship is genuine because they don't make as much money off of it as they could.
You are more than likely afraid of dying in pain than you are of actually dying
Itโs weird how an attractive face is the criteria we use to decide whether or not we lick the place a person pees from.
If kids hate school so much, why don't they end it when they're generation becomes old enough
If ever you are completely naked and want to feel even more naked, just put on some shoes.
Making everything under the sun from landline telephones to automobiles and refrigerators tied to and reliant on the internet is one of the biggest mistakes humanity could possibly make.
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If Voldemort really wanted to kill Harry, he couldโve stabbed him with a kitchen knife when he was still a baby
Samuel L Jackson saying motherf*cker during a credit card commercial would probably double their customers.
There are a lot of famous female plus size models, but no male plus size models.
You donโt realize how much force you walk with until you hit your head on something walking.